February 2012
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Listensofuckingchuffed: ohreallo: ...
Feb 25th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 21st
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Feb 19th
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Feb 18th
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Feb 17th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 15th
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Feb 15th
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Feb 15th
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Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.
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Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!
Feb 15th
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Feb 13th
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Feb 13th
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Feb 11th
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Feb 11th
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Feb 11th
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Feb 11th
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Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
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omg. my best friends sister and her friend (yeah), just bought me a bag of chips and a Coke, just because I’ve been lending them my LOST seasons. These sort of things just make me happy o(^_^)o Not that it happens a lot, asdfjldksfja. It’s acctually the first time this happens to me. Haha. But I can’t open them until tomorrow x_x Cause’ I’m trying not to eat sweets or...
Feb 9th
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Anime Character: Why does it never work out like it does in animes?
Me: BUT YOU ARE AN ANIME
Feb 9th
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Feb 8th
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I'm addicted to the Sherlock soundtrack
Feb 8th
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That awkward moment when your parents tell you to... →
thinkresponsibly: True story.
Feb 8th
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Feb 8th
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the difference between "gamer girls" and girls who...
gamer girl: omgggg modern warfare 4 lyfeee
girls who play video games: GOD DAMN IT MARIO. IS IT THAT FUCKING HARD TO STAY ON RAINBOW ROAD FOR MAYBE TEN SECONDS. OH MY FUCKING GOD PEACH YOU FUCKING WHORE. YOU REALLY HAD TO USE THE THUNDER CLOUD AND FUCKING SHRINK ME. REALLY. THIRD. I'M IN THIRD PLACE OH MY GOD YES THANK JESUS LORD ABOVE IN THE HEAVENS. FUCK. NO. I FELL OFF. I SWEAR TO GOD MARIO I'M GOING TO MURDER YOUR ITALIAN PLUMBER MOTHER FUCKING ASS. i hate my life.
Feb 8th
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Feb 8th
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When Monsters Inc 2 comes out in November.
Little kids waiting in line: ‘Mommy I wanna be the first one to go in’  Me: ‘I’ve waiting 11 god damn years for this, I will be going in first’
Feb 7th
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Feb 7th
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Feb 7th
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Feb 7th
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Feb 6th
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Feb 5th
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Feb 3rd
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Feb 3rd
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January 2012
40 posts
Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Parent: I'm going to be home late tonight
Normal teenager: Awesome, I can sneak out and go do illegal things.
Me: Awesome, I can sing as loud as I want.
Jan 25th
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Jan 24th
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Not sure whether I should read a book, play videogames or do homework… atm I’m just sitting here, doing naaaathing (8
Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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Cereal Guy Comic
liivingdeadgirl: My level of frustration right now. Let me show you it.
Jan 21st
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