February 2012
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Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.
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Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!
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omg. my best friends sister and her friend (yeah), just bought me a bag of chips and a Coke, just because I’ve been lending them my LOST seasons. These sort of things just make me happy o(^_^)o Not that it happens a lot, asdfjldksfja. It’s acctually the first time this happens to me. Haha. But I can’t open them until tomorrow x_x Cause’ I’m trying not to eat sweets or...
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Anime Character: Why does it never work out like it does in animes?
Me: BUT YOU ARE AN ANIME
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I'm addicted to the Sherlock soundtrack
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That awkward moment when your parents tell you to... →
thinkresponsibly:
True story.
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the difference between "gamer girls" and girls who...
gamer girl: omgggg modern warfare 4 lyfeee
girls who play video games: GOD DAMN IT MARIO. IS IT THAT FUCKING HARD TO STAY ON RAINBOW ROAD FOR MAYBE TEN SECONDS. OH MY FUCKING GOD PEACH YOU FUCKING WHORE. YOU REALLY HAD TO USE THE THUNDER CLOUD AND FUCKING SHRINK ME. REALLY. THIRD. I'M IN THIRD PLACE OH MY GOD YES THANK JESUS LORD ABOVE IN THE HEAVENS. FUCK. NO. I FELL OFF. I SWEAR TO GOD MARIO I'M GOING TO MURDER YOUR ITALIAN PLUMBER MOTHER FUCKING ASS. i hate my life.
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When Monsters Inc 2 comes out in November.
Little kids waiting in line:
‘Mommy I wanna be the first one to go in’
Me:
‘I’ve waiting 11 god damn years for this, I will be going in first’
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